John Wayne Gacy (1942-1994)
Why is John Wayne Gacy the Worst American?
- As a rule, people with the middle name Wayne are inherently evil.
- Convicted of the rape and murder of 33 boys and young men. That is quite a lot of raping and murdering.
- He dressed as "Pogo the Clown." Clowns are inherently evil.
- Once hired a young man to beat up another young man who had accused Gacy of molestation.
- Was convicted for sodomy, but released after 18 months.
- Was arrested again for attempted boyrape.
- Was active in the local Democratic party.
- His last meal before execution: fried shrimp, KFC (his family owned Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises), strawberries and french fries. KFC is inherently evil.
- His reprehensible paintings of clowns. This is beyond kitsch.
Mitigating Factors
- Really, there are none.
- At least they screwed up his execution so he suffered some.
Conclusion
This guy was a fucking creep. If you buy one of his paintings, then you are a fucking creep.
